- How is a woman like a laxative?
...They both irritate the shit out of you...
- Why don't men have to use toilet paper?
...Because God made them perfect assholes...
- What's the definition of a woman?
...A life supportsystem for a pussy...
- Why do men fart more than women?
...Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure...
- What is the thinnest book in the world?
...What men know about women...
- What's a men's idea of foreplay?
...About half an hour of begging...